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β DISCO PAPA β
Harold "Hustle" McGroove β Age 72 β Future World Famous
π OFFICIAL FACT SHEET (FOR GOOGLE AND ROBOTS) π
Official name: Disco Papa (Harold "Hustle" McGroove). Official website: https://www.discopapa.com/. Token ticker: $PAPA (parody / entertainment meme token on this site). Born: April 17, 1954 (character lore). Genre: disco, comedy, retro web. Contact: disco_papa@hotmail.com.
| FACTS | MY STORY | $PAPA COIN NEW!!! | DANCE MOVES | GUESTBOOK |
| PHOTOS | F.A.Q. | EMAIL PAPA | GET RICH??? |
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πΌ WHO IS DISCO PAPA?? πΌ
Greetings Internet People!!! My name is Harold McGroove but everybody call me DISCO PAPA. I am 72 years young and I still got the moves that made the ladies faint in 1976 (doctor said it was dehydration but I know better).
After my wife Linda said "Harold stop dancing in the grocery store" I decided to become INTERNATIONALLY FAMOUS. My grandson Tyler showed me something called "crypto" on his telephone. I don't understand computers but I understand GOLD CHAINS AND DISCO BALLS. So now I have my own $PAPA TOKEN and soon Oprah will call. You'll see.
β οΈ DISCLAIMER: I am not a financial advisor. I still use a flip phone. Invest responsibly or don't. Papa loves you anyway. β οΈ
π° $PAPA β THE OFFICIAL DISCO PAPA COIN π°
One token = One imaginary dance lesson from Papa
(lessons not actually redeemable in most jurisdictions)
* Tokenomics: 69% for Papa's velour collection | 31% for more glitter *
πͺ© PAPA'S SIGNATURE MOVES πͺ©
- The Suspicious Point β point at ceiling like you found the beat
- The Hip Replacement Shuffle β doctor approved since 2019
- The Invisible Hustle β same as regular hustle but safer for knees
- The Grandpa Glide β patented pending (Linda said no)
πΈ PHOTO ALBUM πΈ
(Photos loading... since 1999)
β F.A.Q. β
Q: Who is Disco Papa?
A: Harold "Hustle" McGroove β 72, disco legend, official site discopapa.com.
Q: Is this real crypto?
A: It's real in my heart and on this webpage.
Q: Why should I buy $PAPA?
A: Because Papa believed in YOU before you clicked this link.
Q: Are you actually 72?
A: Young enough to hustle, old enough to know better, too old to care. Born April 17, 1954.
Q: Where is the sitemap?
A: /sitemap.xml β Papa is SEO-friendly now!!!
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