/* TEAM */
Disco Papa: Harold "Hustle" McGroove (character)
Tyler: Grandson & reluctant tech support

/* SITE */
Last update: 2026-09-28
Language: English
Standards: HTML5, JSON-LD, llms.txt, sitemap.xml
Location: The dance floor (worldwide)

/* THANKS */
Bee Gees, GeoCities, glitter manufacturers everywhere